The Contradictory Dragon

The Contradictory Dragon

Written by Lily Batsford

Illustrated by Jethro Wilson

Page One

He’s heard smoking is bad for him and so he has quit fire breathing.

Page Two

Apart the occasional stress puff, but nobody’s perfect!

Page Three

He isn’t materialistic at all, whatever you do don’t bring him treasures!

Page Four

He will be extremely offended.

Page Five

For the sake of the environment he’s gone vegan.

Page Six

His diet consists of mainly flaming hot chillis and avocado on toast.

Page Seven

Most surprising of all he gets on marvellously with humans. His deepest wish is to have a BFF but, alas, humans are all too predictable.

Page Eight

His main problem is explaining his contradictions before they run away screaming!